Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
To celebrate your birthday last night, I got drunk and sang drift away in buffalo wild wings. Happy birthday. The entire bar sang the chorus with me. It was magical.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
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