i permit you to call me
I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
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