Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
I'm going to write a new song and call it "Did I wax my vagina for this?" remind me to never go across the country for a penis ever again.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
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