No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
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