names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
You asked the dj to play 'who let the dogs out" because it was your birthday. You left the bar and then re-entered to the song
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
please read the first 4 words of that text and consider punctuation
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
He's the equivalent of a body pillow and a dildo. But still funny. We have good pillow talk.
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
Randomize
