You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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