i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
I would like to remind you that Mike's hard lemonade only goes good with an extra light cigarette and seminal fluid.
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
Randomize
