I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
Not as great as when your drunk mom grabbed my junk, but better than when your sober grandma sacktapped me and grabbed my butt.
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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