we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
I'm sports announcer narrating myself making a sandwich. Your weed wins.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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