Heybabeimwearingurpanties
oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in the ed hardy shirt & frodo-looking ass
fuck it... i'll be the lord of his rings
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
Totally had a conversation drunk last night with a bisexual chick at my apartment in Spanglish too.
You're a hero.
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
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