Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
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