Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
Officially hit an ultimate low today. I was so hung-over I threw up on the ground in front of the jousting display in the London tower. But on a positive note, Brits are very understanding when you vomit on their history.
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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