I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
I get so lonely sometimes I set my phone's alarm to go off every 5 minutes or so and imagine people are texting me.
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
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