We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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