school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
I spent three hours in the ER last night to figure out that my friend just had to take a shit
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
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