I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
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