Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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