I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
Fuck Spring. The birds chirping at 4am make me feel unnatural for still being up and drunk.
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
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