I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
he fucked my hip out of place.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
Well I found you sipping ron diaz out of a child's dinosaur cup while sticking your fingers in the guy's fish tank and watching the "pirahnas" snap at your finger and laughing
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
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