i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
I almost had to fight a bird, and you know how scared I am of birds. It found that Percocet that I lost in the grass last week, I threw out my back when I launched myself at that little fucker.
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
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