I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
She's like the Oprah of therapy. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. WITH A PADDED ROOOOM
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
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