this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
This is drunk me apologizing to sober me in advance.. I am sprry about you're trashed house. Mom an dad will be home by 5 so get up and clean. P.s. Mike is in the closet passed out.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
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