try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Hello rock bottom. My name is Jared. Nice to meet you.
which gay bar do you need a ride home from?
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
Tom just texted me he's Tindering from his hospital bed while they're running heart tests on him.
That's dedication to the game.
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
Oh and it’s been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! 😂😂😂😬😳😇
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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