I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
of course. lets lasso hookers.
There are huge fuckin pieces of palm tree in the road. what a road hazard. as i sit here and text you as i swerve to miss them
I bought a police grade breathalyzer on ebay at 4:37 am. At least I'm a responsible drunk.
Drunk
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Fucaerrrrr
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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