I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
This baby is an asshole
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
On a scale of 1 to hungover I’m definitely throwing up at the office today.
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