U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
3 a.m. laundry plus 100 proof peppermint schnapps does not turn out well. Not only is there a puddle of detergent outside the laundry room that I spilled, but my clothes were found in the dryer wit a box of Franzia and a 40. Good thing I was too drunk to turn it on.
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
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