he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
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