Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
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