So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
and then he said that some chick told him he danced like an epileptic on crystal meth. he then proceeded to demonstrate this statement, which i can testify is 100% accurate.
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
At what point can I admit that I hate going to house parties?
I don't wanna stand in your shitty kitchen making small talk while I guard the quality booze I brought.
Randomize
