look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
You know you're high when, "Why can't I steal the duck?!" Becomes a serious question.
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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