ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
Listening to my boss get blown in the next room by a male bartender from the gay bar. And watching pawnstars. Tell me I'm not the best wingman ever.
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
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