If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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