I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
He left his phone. Turns out he;s been sexting with some girls who can't spell. Time to break out the herpes scare.
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
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