Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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