I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
Have you ever secretly resented a girl for wanting to have sex when all you really wanted to do was rub one out and go to sleep?
this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
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