don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
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