normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
Oh you have the munchies, Dad? That's great and congratulations on the weed but STOP EATING MY APPLE PIE
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
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