so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
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