Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
It's like Facebook knows when I'm about to masturbate and tells me to reconnect with exes.
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
On a side note...my DUI lawyer just snapchatted me. This is the exact moment in time when I realized my like IS a joke.
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
If I don't quit picking up guys when I'm drunk, I'm going to need a vagina transplant.
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
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