My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
This must be what defeat feels like to Tom Brady today. I bet he wishes he could barf up all of his bad decisions from yesterday, too.
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
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