Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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