im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
Maybe singing about how you'd bang Morgan Freeman to the tune of Single Ladies while holding champagne and a box of Cheerios wasn't the best first impression on his parents
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
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