That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
Did I actually say goodbye last night or did I just poison you with vodka and disappear?
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
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