So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
either we just had an earthquake or I am really good @ masturbating
i think i gave myself a perma-hangover. or god just hates me.
i will never coherently bang her
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
Met the five year old's gym teacher for next year. He is an old drinking buddy and I used to fuck his older brother. It was like a walk of shame 20 years late.
you came home soaking wet, and when I asked where your umbrella was, you pulled it out of your bag and were so proud you kept it dry.
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
Pro: She likes to masturbate to 50 shades of grey. Con: She reads 50 Shades of grey non-ironically.
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
First Peyton Manning retires, and now the most interesting man in the world is retiring for Dos Equis. This is the worst week of my fucking life.
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
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