How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
I don't think anything is more terrifying than the thought that you might shit your pants in front of your boss
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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