We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I just told my boyfriend I think I might be pregnant using Emoji icons....
which icon did you use to tell him he's not the father?
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
Also there's so much vodka on my breath that if I blew on my fingers my nail polish would fall right off
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
So I come home this morning to get ready for a job interview and there is garlic seasoning all over the hardwood and a knife in the wall. What. the. fuck.
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