So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
The cab driver was nice enough to let you finish your beer in the car, but you crossed the line when you started to pee in the empty bottle
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
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