Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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