i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
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