Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
He left his phone. Turns out he;s been sexting with some girls who can't spell. Time to break out the herpes scare.
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
I brought an already opened bag of trail mix from home to snack on today. Some motherfucker ate all the m&ms out of it. I hate my roommates
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