oh god the rape fog is back!
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
I woke up with the new contact "Britney Both Nipples Pierced"... how do you think the night went?
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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