Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
Manager just farted into the intercom. Whole place heard it. A number of people stopped everything and looked at him. Best. Night. Ever.
i've been called drunk 4 times today and it's only 3pm
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
you hid your keys in a box of lucky charms because drunk you was apparently going to eat them for breakfast...
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
It's very disconcerting to wake up and she is gone. I never know where she could be. It's like playing wheres Waldo but Waldo could potentially be drunk and wandering around in weird places that normal Waldo's don't go.
Randomize
